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Surprise Cucumber with Hidden Penis is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Price guarantee
The lowest price guaranteed
Found this product cheaper from a competitor at the time of purchase or within 14 days? We'll refund the difference.
- 1Send us the link to the cheaper product.
- 2We'll check availability and eligibility.
- 3We'll refund the difference within 48h.
Conditions
- The product must be NEW and strictly identical (brand, model, size and colour).
- The retailer must be based in France or the EU and operate a professional online shop, excluding marketplaces and resale platforms.
- The product must be in stock and dispatched by the competitor within 7 days.
- The competitor's price must include delivery (VAT-inclusive price compared with VAT-inclusive price).
- The guarantee cannot be combined with a promo code, referral offer or discount already applied.
- Excludes official sale periods, private sales, exceptional clearance events and Black Friday/Cyber Monday.
- Excludes group purchases, B2B orders and professional bundles.
- Limited to one claim per order, within 14 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 48h of approval.
EXPERT REVIEW
Jerome Guesne
Sex Toy Expert
140+ produits testés
The kind of daft, effective gag that lands nicely at a stag party: you hand someone a cucumber, they pull, and end up with a cock in their hand. Nothing serious or sexual, just a joke to give or leave on the table to get everyone laughing. Lightweight, it'll come out again at the next party.
Pull this veg out of the shopping bag and watch faces change the moment the secret comes out — that's the whole point of the gadget. The green plastic sleeve mimics a cucumber right down to the bumps, and hides a flesh-coloured cock that springs out at just the right moment. Whip it out mid-drinks and the laughter takes care of itself. Same spirit as the aubergine and the banana, part of the great family of cheeky veg pranks. Easy to stash in a bag until the fateful moment. A gift for a stag party or a birthday among adults who don't shock easily.
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Dispatch within 24 business hours — plain packaging, fully tracked.
— DELIVERY TIMES
Mainland France: 48–72h (Colissimo). Express 24h: €4.90. Belgium / Switzerland / Luxembourg: 3–5 days.
— RETURNS
14 days after receipt for sealed and unused products. For hygiene reasons, an unsealed sex toy cannot be returned.
