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5 Penis-Tip Pens is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Price guarantee
The lowest price guaranteed
Found this product cheaper from a competitor at the time of purchase or within 14 days? We'll refund the difference.
- 1Send us the link to the cheaper product.
- 2We'll check availability and eligibility.
- 3We'll refund the difference within 48h.
Conditions
- The product must be NEW and strictly identical (brand, model, size and colour).
- The retailer must be based in France or the EU and operate a professional online shop, excluding marketplaces and resale platforms.
- The product must be in stock and dispatched by the competitor within 7 days.
- The competitor's price must include delivery (VAT-inclusive price compared with VAT-inclusive price).
- The guarantee cannot be combined with a promo code, referral offer or discount already applied.
- Excludes official sale periods, private sales, exceptional clearance events and Black Friday/Cyber Monday.
- Excludes group purchases, B2B orders and professional bundles.
- Limited to one claim per order, within 14 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 48h of approval.
Writing your shopping list with a penis perched on the end is enough to lighten up any office. This pack contains five white pens, each topped with a small flesh-coloured penis-shaped tip — and yes, they really write. Keep one on your desk, hand the others to your more playful colleagues and revive the joke at every meeting. Lightweight and easy to slip into a pencil case or bag, they are made for a cheeky Secret Santa. Give them at a stag party, a mischievous birthday or a leaving do that stands out. Pens that sign off with a smile.
Dispatch within 24 business hours — plain packaging, fully tracked.
— DELIVERY TIMES
Mainland France: 48–72h (Colissimo). Express 24h: €4.90. Belgium / Switzerland / Luxembourg: 3–5 days.
— RETURNS
14 days after receipt for sealed and unused products. For hygiene reasons, an unsealed sex toy cannot be returned.
