Realistic Dildo Hidden in a Fake Chorizo is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
The lowest price guaranteed
Found this product cheaper from a competitor at the time of purchase or within 14 days? We'll refund the difference.
- 1Send us the link to the cheaper product.
- 2We'll check availability and eligibility.
- 3We'll refund the difference within 48h.
Conditions
- The product must be NEW and strictly identical (brand, model, size and colour).
- The retailer must be based in France or the EU and operate a professional online shop, excluding marketplaces and resale platforms.
- The product must be in stock and dispatched by the competitor within 7 days.
- The competitor's price must include delivery (VAT-inclusive price compared with VAT-inclusive price).
- The guarantee cannot be combined with a promo code, referral offer or discount already applied.
- Excludes official sale periods, private sales, exceptional clearance events and Black Friday/Cyber Monday.
- Excludes group purchases, B2B orders and professional bundles.
- Limited to one claim per order, within 14 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 48h of approval.
A bright red Cantimpalo chorizo hanging from its string and looking perfectly appetising — until it is opened. Inside, a realistic dildo with a pronounced head is waiting.
The trick is irresistible: slip it into a gourmet hamper and watch the recipient's face when the chorizo reveals its true nature. The joke is spicy, and so is the eye-catching colour. Once the prank is out, the soft dildo is ready for use. A stag-do gift that delivers both the reveal and the fun afterwards.
Dispatch within 24 business hours — plain packaging, fully tracked.
— DELIVERY TIMES
Mainland France: 48–72h (Colissimo). Express 24h: €4.90. Belgium / Switzerland / Luxembourg: 3–5 days.
— RETURNS
14 days after receipt for sealed and unused products. For hygiene reasons, an unsealed sex toy cannot be returned.
