Realistic Dildo Hidden in a Fake Salami is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
The lowest price guaranteed
Found this product cheaper from a competitor at the time of purchase or within 14 days? We'll refund the difference.
- 1Send us the link to the cheaper product.
- 2We'll check availability and eligibility.
- 3We'll refund the difference within 48h.
Conditions
- The product must be NEW and strictly identical (brand, model, size and colour).
- The retailer must be based in France or the EU and operate a professional online shop, excluding marketplaces and resale platforms.
- The product must be in stock and dispatched by the competitor within 7 days.
- The competitor's price must include delivery (VAT-inclusive price compared with VAT-inclusive price).
- The guarantee cannot be combined with a promo code, referral offer or discount already applied.
- Excludes official sale periods, private sales, exceptional clearance events and Black Friday/Cyber Monday.
- Excludes group purchases, B2B orders and professional bundles.
- Limited to one claim per order, within 14 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued to the original payment method within 48h of approval.
At first glance, it looks like a plump Almendralejo salchichón ready for the table. But inside is a realistic dildo, complete with head and veins: the surprise gift that makes the whole table howl when the cured-meat wrapper comes off.
It is the stag-do or birthday prank you give with a straight face until the recipient works out what it is. Once the joke is over, the dildo is genuinely usable: the soft material mimics skin and the size is easy to handle. Two surprises in one — laugh first, then play. The kind of gift nobody forgets.
Dispatch within 24 business hours — plain packaging, fully tracked.
— DELIVERY TIMES
Mainland France: 48–72h (Colissimo). Express 24h: €4.90. Belgium / Switzerland / Luxembourg: 3–5 days.
— RETURNS
14 days after receipt for sealed and unused products. For hygiene reasons, an unsealed sex toy cannot be returned.
